[Nowhere, that's where. How did you ever make it this long?]

I don't have the whole story, but he ran a computer company called Apple. They're very popular. You see 'em everywhere. And they make these things called iPods - you can fit every song you've ever heard on one, and still have room for more.

[That's about all he's got. Look, there's a reason he's still on the to-do list.]