Then I can stop by and teach them how to improvise igloos and go ice fishing, and you can boot me when I'm done.

[ He's honestly more interested in passing on what he can do than in taking over. If these kids want to learn how to follow orders, the more power to them, but he doesn't want to be a part of that. He works best a little sideways to any given authority structure. ]

I won't get an ego about it.